March 2012
Woman Born on Leap Year No Longer Feels Special...
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February 2012
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I Always Wanted To Be Wes Anderson
dcpierson:
I’ve thought about Wes Anderson a lot lately.
I think there’s a trough, as your age becomes equidistant from Max Fischer and Steve Zissou, where it’s important that you act all better than Wes Anderson. At least, it seems to be an important rite of passage for most of my friends and contemporaries. It was probably most acute for people exactly my age (I’m twenty-seven) who were in...
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I am such a spaz.
That awkward moment when you realize a missed opportunity to say the perfect, most clever thing, and you twitch. Lifesroughbro
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Here's to
Staying awake talking until 7:30 in the morning about masturbation, cuddling, and Little Bo.
Girl talk is always so much more interesting with boys.
I am so tired.
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Thoughts
In particular, thoughts on Boy that I have recently met.
He looks a little bit like Samwise Gamgee.
I think that might be why my pants are happy when I think about him.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
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When I fell asleep my bed smelled amazingly. Now it smells ordinary. This makes me a sad panda.
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I am loading up my queue with cat gifs.
You’re welcome.
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Little Bo Peep
Did not lose her sheep, but a few did wander away.
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I’m a terrible, awful person. I get enjoyment from others embarrassing themselves on the internet. I like this about myself.
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UPDATE ON THE DOG SHOW
The winner was not actually a pekingese, but a wad of hair found in my sister’s shower drain.
Sorry to mislead you.
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Bill Clinton was my first big girl crush.
True story.
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My New Favorite Game
We made up a drinking game to go along with Pass the Bomb. It might be my new favorite thing. It certainly gets the job done.
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I Know Just How to Get All the Guys
“Oh, you don’t like to read? So I probably shouldn’t geek out about the book I literally just bought while I was waiting for you to get here? Wait a minute. Am I geeking out about it anyway? Shit. New topic. So, in the movie when they are talking about the allegory of the cave this is what it means. I’m really sorry, sometimes theory pops into normal life and then I find...
