Tuesday, July 22, 2014

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

whatshouldwecallme:

petspics:

Ordered this yesterday. We’ll see how it looks in person.

Gimme this

petspics:

Ordered this yesterday. We’ll see how it looks in person.

Gimme this

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

My relationship in a nutshell

My relationship in a nutshell

Monday, July 21, 2014

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

(Source: youtube.com)

(Source: lowkeloki)

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that