Friday, August 22, 2014

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

(Source: sneakyfeets)

kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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dlubes:

gillfeesh:

jturn:

You can all put your shitty puberty transformations away, because this is Joe Manganiello as a 13 year old and as a 37 year old
literally bye 

HE MUST BE A POKEMON BECAUSE HE CLEARLY JUST MEGA EVOLVED

Mega evolved?? Bruh he went straight from Charmander to mega charizard x

dlubes:

gillfeesh:

jturn:

You can all put your shitty puberty transformations away, because this is Joe Manganiello as a 13 year old and as a 37 year old

literally bye 

HE MUST BE A POKEMON BECAUSE HE CLEARLY JUST MEGA EVOLVED

Mega evolved?? Bruh he went straight from Charmander to mega charizard x

ecklecticsoul:

{Strolling Series by Cecile Emeke}

Sexism,Patriarchy,Racism and Colonialsm.Full Discourse

tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

infinitycrush:

blatant racism + institutionalized racism + the concept of masculinity = united states police force

Thursday, August 21, 2014
moseisleywelcomingcommittee:

Damn it.

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

(Source: humorstop)